Swipeworthy: Profile Roast
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| United Arab Emirates | <1%0 | — | |
| Afghanistan | <1%0 | — | |
| Antigua And Barbuda | <1%0 | — | |
| Anguilla | <1%0 | — | |
| Albania | <1%0 | — | |
| Armenia | <1%0 | — | |
| Angola | <1%0 | — | |
| Argentina | <1%0 | — | |
| Austria | <1%0 | — | |
| Australia | <1%0 | — |
Description
Your profile is the problem.
You're not unmatchable. Your profile just makes it look that way. The sunglasses lead photo. The gym mirror pic. The bio that says "just ask". Your friends were never going to tell you. This app will.
Upload screenshots of your dating profile. Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, whatever you're on. The AI reads every photo and every prompt, gives you a score out of 100, and roasts the whole thing line by line. Then it hands you the fix plan.
THE ROAST
Brutal, funny, and about your actual profile. Not generic tips. The fish pic gets called out by name. The third group photo gets counted. The "fluent in sarcasm" prompt gets read back to you slowly.
THE FIX PLAN
Every roast ends with exact fixes, in order. Which photo goes first. Which two need to disappear forever. How to rewrite that prompt, with a version you can copy. No guesswork, just a list.
THE RE-ROAST
Fix your profile, upload it again, watch your score climb. That before and after number is the whole point. Get it over 80 and you've earned the name of the app.
NOT SURE YET
Watch the demo roast first. A truly terrible example profile gets taken apart, free, before you upload anything.
STRAIGHT UP
Your score is free. The full roast and fix plan take a subscription. Weekly or six months, the price is on the button, cancel anytime. No fake discounts, no countdown timers.
Your screenshots get analyzed and then deleted. We don't keep your photos.
And this is for your own profile only. Nobody gets to upload yours for a laugh.
WHAT THIS ISN'T
No fake AI photos of you. No cheesy pickup lines. No rating your face. We grade the profile, because the profile is the part you can fix.
Your matches are not going to fix themselves. Upload your profile and find out what she's been seeing this whole time.
Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/